There are no meters to fill, no secrets to unravel. Daddy and baby, however, don’t rank high on the fun and adorable pixelated scale. The main menu of this game will remind you of The Sims 2, from the low poly blue banana and salt shaker prints on the wall to the stack of glasses on the boxy kitchen cabinets. Anything, absolutely anything, is better than this drivel. Go, do the laundry, mop the floor, take the dog for a walk, or start a daisy chain. Play this game if you have nothing else to do. It’s the lack of attention to detail that shines through from beginning to grisly end. Slip into the shoes of an incompetent dad, one who litters his home with batteries, bleach, and full bathtubs
